Svestkova Alej is a Czech song that recalls fondly the days of eating plums with a sweetheart... "but you cheated on me, plums now have no value.
There have been english versions: "The Prune Song" or "We Left Our Wives At Home".
still performed in Czech land:
And finally, the great Elmer Scheid! Apparently in a closet at a Denny's in a mall somewhere...